This is Umbria. I cannot afford a second home there. Hell, I can't afford a first home there.
I just finished eating a light supper in the kitchen, and while I was eating, Sherry had HGTV on in the adjoining room. The show she was watching was "House Hunters," and I wasn't paying attention until I heard the phrase "buy a second home in Umbria."
I'm still making payments on a home equity loan we took out so we could build Sherry's dream kitchen. I don't have money for an airline ticket to Umbria, much less a second home there.
As far as I'm concerned, shows like that are house porn. They should be on between 2 and 6 a.m.