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This just in

A headline from today's local newspaper:

Texting in class may distract college students from learning.

I like the use of the word "may." Gotta leave a little wiggle room, after all.

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thecriz5
Apr. 16th, 2012 04:06 am (UTC)
I pushed for that to run on the front page.
felixwas
Apr. 16th, 2012 10:30 am (UTC)
As well you should have. As Chuck would say, "Ya think?"
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