Please, somebody put Krazy Glue in his lip balm
- Apr. 6th, 2012 at 10:54 AM
For my money, the most obnoxious pitch man in the television commercial universe is Denis Leary in Ford pickup truck commercials.

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"Forget about being a perfectionist, because entropy always wins out in the end." – Darren Kaufman.
"Impermanence. Impermanence. Impermanence." – Garry Shandling
"Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion." – Mark Twain
"There is no realm wherein we have the truth." – Gordon Lish
"Actual life is full of false clues and sign-posts that lead nowhere." – E.M. Forster
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• Journal title: "Now if the six turned out to be nine, I don't mind." – Jimi Hendrix
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"The path's not yours till you've gone it alone a time." – William Carlos Williams
"My definition of peace is having no noise in my head." – Eric Clapton
"The wreckage of the sky serves to confirm us in delicious error." – John Ashbery
"We are all here by the grace of the big bang. We are all literally the stuff of the stars." – Dwight Owsley
"For my part, I know nothing with any certainty, but the sight of stars makes me dream." – Vincent van Gogh
"It is only with the heart that one can see right; what is essential is invisible to the eye." — Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
"Forget about being a perfectionist, because entropy always wins out in the end." – Darren Kaufman.
"Impermanence. Impermanence. Impermanence." – Garry Shandling
"Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion." – Mark Twain
"There is no realm wherein we have the truth." – Gordon Lish
"Actual life is full of false clues and sign-posts that lead nowhere." – E.M. Forster
“Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe. I dispute that. I say there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe." – Frank Zappa
“I try to leave out the parts that readers tend to skip.” – Elmore Leonard
“The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.” – Voltaire
• Journal title: "Now if the six turned out to be nine, I don't mind." – Jimi Hendrix
• Journal subtitle: “Filling this empty space constitutes my identity.” – Twyla Tharp
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