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For my money, the most obnoxious pitch man in the television commercial universe is Denis Leary in Ford pickup truck commercials.

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thecriz5
Apr. 6th, 2012 05:19 pm (UTC)
At least he's honest.
felixwas
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
Re: At least he's honest.
The truth is sometimes spoken in jest.
inkling7
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:27 pm (UTC)
Well, most obnoxious *living* pitch man anyway. I always wished for Krazy Glue when Billy Mays was pitching Oxiclean.
felixwas
Apr. 6th, 2012 10:43 pm (UTC)
Billy Mays is why God invented the "mute" button.
nodressrehersal
Apr. 6th, 2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
That new chick who's on with Billy Fuccillo is even more (yes, I actually said, "MORE") obnoxious than Billy is. She's my pick.
felixwas
Apr. 6th, 2012 11:21 pm (UTC)
Haven't seen her yet, but I'm willing to dislike her based just on your recommendation.
inkling7
Apr. 8th, 2012 01:09 am (UTC)
UGH! How could I possibly neglect to mention Fuccillo and his lackeys?! I literally have to change the TV channel/radio station any time one of his commercials comes on.
felixwas
Apr. 8th, 2012 01:10 am (UTC)
In terms of dislike, that's "HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE."
inkling7
Apr. 8th, 2012 01:23 am (UTC)
That was just cruel, Pat. Ears *and* eyes now bleeding.
felixwas
Apr. 8th, 2012 03:07 am (UTC)
Sherry had the TV on in the other room and I kind of half-heard the last half of a commercial featuring her. I peeked at the TV, and she was jerking her arm up and down like some kind of crazed puppet and jabbering away like she'd been pouring coffee out of K-Cups and snorting it.

I am, of course, eager to see more.
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